The Ironic News Of My Life

So my husband has a friend who came to visit for X-Mas..............

He stayed for a week and a half...............

I have to say he is the strangest person that I have ever met...........

I never noticed before cause he was always with the whole group right........

Any way this man is dumber then a box of rocks............

He really has no brain but still he likes to drink and smoke right..........

So one day we were in my bathroom smoking and I asked him if his mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby

Just a joke right.................

He says no but my nanny abused me...........:-(

What the fuck do you say to that.................

And then this guy is suppose to leave on wed. right..........

We got him to the airport 3hrs before his flight and he still missed it...............

So his chillin waiting for his next flight and tells me that he hopes his ssi check is at his house.......

I looked at him and asked him why he received ssi............

He told me well some white people gave it to me so I took it..............

So I asked him what he was receiving ssi for............

He say schizophrenia, my mouth droped................

So I asked him what drugs he was taking for that..........

He said he can't remember.........

So I asked if it was a anti sycotic, he said yes..........

I'm sitting there thinking what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So about 5 min. later I just started to laugh..............

Now when I say laugh I mean tears came to my eyes laugh..........

He's like what are you laughing at, your laughing at me right............

So I'm like no just at that commercial.....................

So that's the Ironic news of my life